I want to spend the next several weeks chronicling, alphabetizing, and categorizing the Coffee Drinker. In other words, I’m going to analyze the common Coffee Drinker, and predict the personality that coincides with their drink choice.
Coffee Drinkers are considered a proper noun in my vocabulary, and thus both words will be capitalized… simply because, Coffee Drinkers are in a category of their own when understanding the human race. I hope that I never have to account for all the Coffee Drinkers of my generation, because I don’t think I’d be able to explain this phenomenon.
I think it’s safe to say that our children’s, children’s, children will read about us in history books and learn that we were the generation that made it to work, through work, and well into the night (or 8pm)… purely because we pumped our veins with the delectable nectar of the coffee bean.
Now, don’t get your panties in a bunch if you are one of these Coffee Drinkers. I am one too. I may be making fun of you, but I’m making fun of me too… let’s face it, we Coffee Drinkers can be really ridiculous.